sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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