Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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