We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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