I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
soo... how was my night?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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