I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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