Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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