I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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