If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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