D3 body, D1 cock
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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