i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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