not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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