I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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