how can u be prego again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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