I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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