You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You pole danced in your parka.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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