You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
operation harelip BJ is a go
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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