just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My ass is underappreciated
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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