Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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