Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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