ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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