you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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