Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
