You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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