Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
