I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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