would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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