I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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