Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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