That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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