never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
