no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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