I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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