I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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