I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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