You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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