Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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