You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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