we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
