I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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