Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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