I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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