Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
