Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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