and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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