I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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