on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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