Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So here I am, sexting at work.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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