Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
