we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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