i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
a search helicopter?!
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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