69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize