Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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