my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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