Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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