So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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